Dear Ms. Scarlett,

August 14 2006

I am about to go away to college. I don't want to grow up. What should I do?



Sincerely,



Miffed in Murfreesboro



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Deuh Mift,



Ah puhsonally have nevuh set much stock by a fohmul educashun. Where you should reallay focus is ohn gettin yuhself mahrried. As many times and as quicklay as possible. Take that Brine King fo example, he's got himself a nice staht ohn things.



As fuh growin up, you should jus be thankful that you ahn't bein fohced to grow up by a ravagin, mangy ahmy of miscreant yankays burning yo house to ashus! Po Tara! When you ah makin yo dresses out uh cuhtains, theyun you kin come complainin to me about growin up, dahlin.



But don be afrayud. Aftuh all, tomorruh is anuthuh day.



Yo Freyund,



Ms. Katay Scahlett O'Hayra Hamltin Kenneday Butluh

kelsey shearron

August 14 2006
haha. oh man that was funny...made my boring day at school much better..-kels

Cara Hawkins

August 14 2006
so funny!

Nicole

August 14 2006
Wow... that has seriously made my day Brian.

Cameron

August 14 2006
i hate you. i hate you and your stupid ms scahlett. as far as i'm concerned, you can both enjoy a lovely visit to the fiery abyss.

Mady

August 14 2006
niiiice. i loooooove you.

Sarah Vermillion

August 14 2006
*dies laughing* What the hell is that?

Sara Shaban

August 14 2006
when do u leave?

Leah!

August 14 2006
what the crap? i love it brian. i love you!

Megan

August 14 2006
Hahaha... That is amazing!

Alicia May

August 14 2006
HAHA that made my day! When are u leaving? See yah soon!

Carol Nixon

August 15 2006
nope. you have a myspace?

yohe

August 15 2006
i don't think little mrs. scarlett and I would get along very well...uh, go yanks! but i totally agree with her about that brian king character...

bonin4him

August 16 2006
lol! :o) you are one of a kind! and it was a lil weird being there at 1st but i had fun and i'm glad i went...and ya know...i'm trying to decide if anyone ever actually grows up...hmm....

Sarah Vermillion

August 16 2006
Does your chain hang low Do it wobble to the flo Does it shine in the light Is it platinum, Is it gold Could you throw it over ya shoulda If ya hot, to make ya cold Do your chain hang low <br><br>Mystery solved. Behold the power of Google.

kelsey shearron

August 16 2006
hah...good times last night^